American Pie was right

Flaming Breasts 2006 (a sea shanty)

Choir boys in general, are really very bland, but we know that they like to fuck
while they're getting up, they try to push us down, too bad there's nothing there to suck

The tenors sing so sweetly, they really turn us on, too bad they're altos in disguise
they really have nice bodies, we want to feel them up, too bad that they're not guys

The basses are so sexy, they really make us cream, we really want to grab their dicks
Debbie's got nothing on us, we coupd make them scream, too bad they have such little pricks

XXX is such a hottie, he's teh master of the funk, and he's easy when he's really drunk
He's really very smooth, we love the way he talks, we'd relaly like to touch his ... Bass

XXX is so sexy, when he tickles on the keys, I wish that he would play on me
Things would get so steamy, there would be so much head, if only we could share his bed

XXX is so handsome, he really is a cutie, we really want to squeeze his booty
but alas as things turn out, and even though we sway, too bad that he is gay

and XXXX our conductor, he is really very fine, when he waves his arms we all get off
he's big and tall and handsome, in more then just his height, so XXXX turn your head and cough